Similarly without depth

thevampireaesthetic:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

berserklrina:

lethbians:

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

themeaninglessjumble:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

Brother Dubious can often be found wandering the halls late at night it seems

adamsmasher:

aurumsystem:

lovelymimic:

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don’t worry about it.

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

Don’t worry about it

escuerzoresucitado:

blackcattails:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn’t work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn’t lose his mind; he’d take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go “hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost”.

“Or he’d just fight it himself” no, he would not, for two reasons:

1. This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
   
2. This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist’s idiom, and Mario is a union man – he’s not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

“I wouldn’t take-a the food from another video game mascot’s plate!”

“I don’t think Kirby gets paid for this.”

“That’s-a not what I said.”

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

violetgec:

violetgec:

i love when people use slight seemingly typoed versions of words as new words in themselves to evoke completely different feelings. i love yeag i love woag i love ouppy i love fuckign and switching -ing’s to -ign’s. i use them Often and their usage could not be replaced by the actual words im trying to say

some honorable mentions from tags and me remembering

yuo/yuor

ough

compy/eepy <333333333

bnnuy, oggy/goggy,

forgor/rember

cryinf/dyinf, -ing -> -inf or -img in general (also all very good)

idk something about using words that seem like typos and mistakes when really there can be SO MUCH intention behind it. like ill admit to having spelled words correctly and then going back to fix it and make it “wrong” there’s NUANCE it’s not just a typo,

animentality:

guysformens:

modogoblin:

faglrina:

poohpoohtud:

anxietyproblem:

rydenarmani:

women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”

men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”

if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a fucking moron.