Formerly the71stgalapagosgarrett

 

vampyrfag:

cuntaloupes:

cuntaloupes:

we really need to re-introduce the term “publicity stunt” back into our vocabulary. too many people are getting continually duped by blatant marketing ploys bc fundamentally they don’t see celebrities as….greedy millionaires cashing in on media trends to make money

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hmmm i see what u mean, but entertain this idea with me….the misuse of the term ‘publicity stunt’ could potentially put an end to tiktok’s popularity because the kids on that app would start to see themselves as 'posers’ the way teens did in the '00s

NO UR ACTUALLY COMPLETELY AND OBJECTIVELY CORRECT MB

felixcloud6288:

I’ve survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

  • Don’t shoot! I’m friendly!: Prove you’re not a bot
  • AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
  • Friends?: Gained a mutual
  • I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
  • MY EYES!: Change the site palette
  • Great Idea: Reblog a post
  • They love me: Have a post reblogged

cincoflex:

syringavulgaris:

Mary Soon Lee, from Elemental Haiku: Poems to Honor the Periodic Table, Three Lines at a Time

What an amazing idea!

emyn-arnens:

Gosh I just love book Legolas. He’s immortal. He’s a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he’s average and won’t draw attention to the Fellowship. He’s the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he’s, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

crazycatsiren:

You don’t want to be called “queer”, that’s fine, I won’t call you that.

But that’s where your call ends.

You don’t get to come into my space and demand what I can or can’t be called, what labels I can or can’t use for me. Get the fuck off my lawn.

discodeerdiary:

discodeerdiary:

Something that I first applied to working with children, and have applied in a limited form to working with adults: you don’t need to tell someone when they read your instructions wrong. Sometimes it’s enough to point out what they did right and then whatever they didn’t do? You ask them to do it in more precise words, and you make it sound like it’s a new request. Remarkable how fast things get done this way.

This is also a habit I built up from emergency response training. If I say “I need you to bring me a first aid kit and an accident report” and you bring me just a first aid kit, it’s so much more efficient to say “thanks now can you bring me an accident report” than “I asked you to bring an accident report why didn’t you bring me one”.

foxgirlmoth:

imlizy:

imlizy:

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Like to charge, reblog to cast

cookiecleaner:

cookiecleaner:

bewbin:

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me